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What would you do if you knew you couldn't fail? -- Upbeat piano music, independent films, attempting to skip stones, photography, internet personas, mini golf, pouring rain, foreign music, just a couple of things that make me happy. Name's Allie. :) SanJose, CA. (16). Junior. Sometimes I'm explicit. I wish I had wings.

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This made my night a bit better.Kayaking to Hawaii sounds like fun

This made my night a bit better.
Kayaking to Hawaii sounds like fun

Oh man it's the end of November,

I just realized that my grandpa is getting kicked out of his apartment today. :(

What a horrid story. D:

Elephants Never Forget

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant’s foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.

Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.

As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.

The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn’t help wondering if this was the same elephant.

Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe’ s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly .

Probably wasn’t the same elephant.

rein-werle:


frauleintaylor:

(via loveyourchaos)
This is what I’m afraid of, guys D:

 If the outcome is undesirable, it simply means it wasn’t worth it.It is better to know, than fawn over someone, and leave yourself feeling lonely.
So, if you have SERIOUS thoughts for someone, it is better to say.If it’s a simple crush, then whatever. 8D



Lol, you’re so deep. I told her to man up and linked her to the octopus sign.

rein-werle:

frauleintaylor:

(via loveyourchaos)

This is what I’m afraid of, guys D:

 If the outcome is undesirable, it simply means it wasn’t worth it.
It is better to know, than fawn over someone, and leave yourself feeling lonely.

So, if you have SERIOUS thoughts for someone, it is better to say.
If it’s a simple crush, then whatever. 8D

Lol, you’re so deep. I told her to man up and linked her to the octopus sign.
Best sign ever.

Best sign ever.

yourcarcrash:

helloswitz:

Minister’s Black Veil (Find quotes+write sentences, research symbolism)
Math homework (copy all the stuff I haven’t done and that he might not accept) D:
Euro (read chapter 21)
Photo (finish project)
Physio (read chapter 8, print out lab)
US History (do that stupid test thing)
Clean room

I included all that trivial stuff because it makes me feel accomplished.

Hey, I’m on Chapter 21 in my Euro class too! And I’m in the middle of organizing my room hahah.

Hahah, I wonder what book you use. I use the Western Heritage book. It’s old and red. Haha. I just finished cleaning my room but I still have to and organize all my books and knick knacks on my shelves.

Homework:

Minister’s Black Veil (Find quotes+write sentences, research symbolism)
Math homework (copy all the stuff I haven’t done and that he might not accept) D:
Euro (read chapter 21)
Photo (finish project)
Physio (read chapter 8, print out lab)
US History (do that stupid test thing)
Clean room

I included all that trivial stuff because it makes me feel accomplished.

DD:

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  • Stranger: u. me. bed. lets play cards
  • You: I am Lord Voldemort. Love me. ;D
  • Stranger: hell yeah
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  • You: Ahhyup. soooo, Seen POTTER around anywhere lately? I've got a bone to pick with that bitch.
  • Stranger: or a boner
  • Stranger: hmm
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is so horrible. I cannot believe I participated in this. Why did I do this? DD:

  • Connecting to server...
  • Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  • You: I am Lord Voldemort, love me please?
  • Stranger: No.
  • You: You're so cold.
  • You: What did I do to deserve this?
  • Stranger: Maybe later?
  • You: You're not in league with the Potter boy are you?
  • Stranger: Come over and grasp me by the sword of gryffindor
  • You: D:
  • Stranger: Honestly ill take my snake and slytherin your hufflepuff
  • You: But that sword has like a repellent effect on me too. I mean ugh Gryffindor.
  • You: I guess that's ...
  • You: interesting
  • You: but the Dark Lord is always on top.
  • Stranger: I shove that dark magic shit up your ass ill play quidditch with your asshole as the goal
  • Stranger: Ill put
  • Stranger: My quaffle in your hoop
  • You: But your broomstick is small.
  • You: Mine is like, five meters long.
  • Stranger: I have the firebolt
  • Stranger: Dont question me
  • You: Sure my nimbus 2000 may be a bit outdated. But it's still the best stick around.
  • You: You can't beat it.
  • Stranger: Nah man. Expelliarmus!
  • Stranger: Oh I'll make your wand expelliarmus.
  • Stranger: My wand only knows petrificous totalus
  • You: That must be painful. You halfbloods and your Viagra.
  • Stranger: ily.
  • Stranger: Lmfao
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • Connecting to server...
  • Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  • You: Quick! Give me two ways to kill someone with a spork!\
  • Stranger: stab them in the throat, blast the wound with piss. stab in the eyeball, also blast it with piss.
  • You: what does the piss do?
  • You: D:
  • Stranger: Infection
  • You: Oh I suppose.
  • You: But isn't urine like really clean?
  • You: Like you could drink it?
  • Stranger: Not my urine.
  • Stranger: :]]]]
  • Stranger: MY URINE IS MADE OF THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES.
  • You: What, do you like piss venom or something? D:
  • You: OH SNAP.
  • Stranger: ALL FEAR MY TROUSER SNAKE.
  • Stranger: A WILD ANON APPEARS!
  • Stranger: WILD ANON USES TELEPORT!
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