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Name's Allie. :) (18). Freshman at Sonoma State University. History Geek. My god, I love video games. My life is a mess of to do lists.

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Reblogged from saccharinescorpion

Nice Guy Rule #626262

saccharinescorpion:

When she finally tells you that you are being a entitled Creepass, pounce when her mouth is open mid-sentence and let your proboscis tongue slither down her throat to her gullet and lay your eggs

Then rant online about how girls talk about how they want a NICE GUY but they only go for ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!

(via xerris)

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  13. eglang said: Nice Person Not A “Nice Guy” Rule #1: Strive to never be a bully, never be cruel, and be an actually kind and generous person without wanting to ram your appendage into someone’s orifice as an ulterior motive.
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    fuck I laughed so hard Jesus
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